[From Jonnie Dearborn]
Vampires are the disease, and I am the cure!
Vampirism is sorely misunderstood by those of you that actually believe vampires exist. Vampirism is a disease, or more specifically, a virus. There is nothing
magical about vampires. They can't fly, turn into a bat, and they don't
sparkle like diamonds in direct sunlight. Whoever came up with that one
has some imagination!
But the virus needs to feed, and the only way to keep the virus from consuming the carrier is to give it human blood. That's where I come in. I object strongly to vampires eating my friends, and I'm here to do something about it!
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